While discussing some of the disappointments we’ve seen in porn, a friend described this scene to me:
Him: There’s a porn clip of this girl masturbating in a kiddie pool
Him: Except first she has to blow up the pool.
Him: And blow up some water wings.
Him: Which is as sexy as you’d imagine.
There are plenty of kinks I don’t have, and can respect, but his description is too hilarious to me. I can’t even handle it.
But wait! There’s a link and more chat log below. Warning: I use caps a lot when my mind is blown.