Oct 232012
 

 

There’s nothing like preparing myself for a night out.  Date nights are my favorite.  I do my hair, my make-up, and I wear slinky lingerie.  I also, occasionally, pop in a butt plug (like the Pure Plug) for funsies, because sex toys add something very special to date night.  It’s week 19 (holy crap!) of Toy With Me Tuesday, and I’ve got three more days before my coffee table looks like this.

 

Toy with me Tuesday
Oct 022012
 

And, appropriately, it doesn’t have a pink ribbon in it… but this photo does feature some pretty pink things.  And some ribbon!

For this week’s Toy With Me Tuesday, I wanted to feature some of my cutest, fluffiest, stereotypically “girliest” toys.  Amazingly, I don’t have that many.  Say hello to my collection.  It consists of:

  • A Tyler Hope Love Bear (with toy storage in the back!  And it’s still soft enough to use as a pillow when you have toys in it!), named Cornelius.
  • A fuzzy thing that Dangerous Lilly sent as a little extra in a package with some things I won in a contest.
  • The Tantus Little Flirt (my favorite butt plug, because it doesn’t irritate me).

 

Toy with me Tuesday
Sep 252012
 

I absolutely love Toy With Me Tuesday, but often forget to participate.  Not today!

 

DILDO KNITTING, YOU GUYS.

Double-dildo knitting, to be specific.  Yes, I did knit two stitches.  No, I was not going to continue beyond that for reasons such as:

  • Silicone is a terrible needle material
  • I have no need for a swatch of fabric knitted with size dildo needles
  • I didn’t want to knit a bunch and have to frog it all
  • The handles are just plain in the way.  Inconsiderate toymakers!

Check out the rest of this week’s Toy With Me Tuesday’s participants!

 

Toy with me Tuesday
Jun 262012
 

Not one to flaunt my dildo collection</blatant lie>, I thought I’d flaunt the balls-out, awesome sex I had over the weekend instead. I snapped this quickie with Instagram

Medical toys?  Outside of the hospital?  Unheard of!

Every medical fetishist reading this just snorted.  So did Count0,whom you might call my “medical fetish mentor,” given his tendency to encourage my deviancy.

Anywho, I had a deep desire to jump on the Toy With Me Tuesday bandwagon, started by Nymphomaniac Ness.  I think it’s a pretty fabulous idea, and despite the fact that it’s only two weeks old, I totally adore the photos that have come out of it.  Check it out – we’re having loads of fun with it.

Toy with me Tuesday